I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
tragically beautifulTRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL!?!? THE CAT’S DOING ITS VERSION OF “IS IT FUCKING DEAD YET”!
I do this to check if my friends are sleeping too
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS?!
just be - that is enough.
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